these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
can u get pink eye on your cock?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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