So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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