I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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