He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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