I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Bring me that man meat
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