the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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