I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
NoShamevember. You game?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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