Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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