So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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