Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
