How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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