I'm gonna have a badass scar
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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