So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
