I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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