Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(270): View more from Kentucky

32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!

(1-270): View more from Kentucky

Hahahaha

(270): View more from Kentucky

make that 40.

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(631): View more from New York

New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.

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(706): View more from Georgia

don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.

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(936): View more from Texas

You can't call dibs 8 years later.

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(631): View more from New York

Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?

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(207): View more from Maine

Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company

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(703): View more from Virginia

And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...

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