can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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