Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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