PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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