Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
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