There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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