When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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