You really coming over, don't trick.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Randomize
