"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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