i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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