Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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