Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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