The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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