you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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