Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He better not be in your backpack
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Randomize