So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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