Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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