What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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