can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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