your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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