just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
