let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
