how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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