I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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