it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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