How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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