no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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