omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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