my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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