do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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