WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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