everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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