im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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