Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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