do herpes really smell.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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