Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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