the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Are we still banned from the library?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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