i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
