Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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