Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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